By een_wasbeer
By een_wasbeer
- a stable job that i love
- enough money to live comfortably and travel
- a fulfulling relationship
Things i want to keep for the rest of my life InshaAllah ❤️
expose him
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
gezellig-heid submitted:
It’s been a year since I started on this journey.
I am 5'9
SW: 242
CW: 170
Goal: Maybe 10 more pounds, but mostly tone everything up.
I really have no secret to it at all. There are some specific things you can do, but the moment you dedicate yourself to this and remember that even the little steps have put you in a different place than you were in before, it becomes a bit easier. (Mentally, not physically. Treadmills and burpees are demons in disguise.)
Ryan Field | @ryan_field_
if you’re meant to be with someone, it will work out. whether it’s next month or in five years, what’s meant to be will always be